I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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