I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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