do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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