he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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