Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i think i have two assholes
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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