is your mom at the bar?
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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