On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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