I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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