please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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