Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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