do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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