Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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