how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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