Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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