well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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