she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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