Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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