Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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