Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
not ubering you a puppy
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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