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the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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