after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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