what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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