I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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