She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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