ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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