U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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