Swine flu. Run for my life!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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