Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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