remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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