i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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