it wasn't lemon gatorade
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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