So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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