i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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