I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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