let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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