11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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