wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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