What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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