I accidentally had phone sex last night
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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