do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Randomize
