you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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