I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
