haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
