So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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