Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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