So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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