You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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