they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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