State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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