He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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