Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
