i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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