I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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