Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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